Superman is...gone.

Oh my God, I don't

We were trying to destroy the virus that had attacked our artificial intelligence systems, we being Tony Stark, myself, and Superman. We sent Jimmy Olsen, Alex Dawes, and Bart Allen into the LexCorp computer system to combat a virus that called itself "Zod". It seemed to know ClaSuperman personally and spoke ( Read more... )

Dear Superman,

"If injury has to be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." -Niccolo Machiavelli.

That was your first mistake.

See you soon.

Superman, are you feeding it? You're feeding it, aren't you? I think it curled up on me while is was asleep, I woke up with my bed covered in long white hair. Either the cat was watching me while I slept, or a Yeti exploded over my bed.

I knew there was a good reason I've never had a pet. Is this some kind of karmic punishment? Because I have never ( Read more... )